Mwahahahahaaha!

I'm sick. Sad face... :( But, I'm happy!

Know why? 'Cause I faced my fears, and killed the hand in Zelda! Oh yeah!

It was in the Spirit Temple, as a kid. In one area, there is the hand, of course, and after you move out of the way, he falls down on the floor!

When that happened, I went all Kung Fu on his butt!

Now, I'm not scared of the hand anymore! Yay! I also feel empowered.

After my room is clean, I take on the adult half of the Spirit Temple, and will begin preparations to kick Ganon's butt. Evil face... >;D

The Shadow Temple? Done.

I talk like I'm the one that did it.

I asked my brother to do the part with the hand, and, him being the nice guy that he is, said yes.

He ended up doing the rest of the temple... Which was pretty short, actually. I expected it to be longer.

He died countless times in the large room with all the guillotines. My mom and I laughed our butts off at him. He also used a British accent, and I was like "Why? Why do you need a British accent to play video games?" See, he also does that when he plays Call of Duty with his head set on...

Anyway, he got past all the temple-y stuff, and I killed the boss.

He took two tries. First time: Straight from the temple, two fairies = failure. Second time: Back to town, three fairies, knew what to do = defeated, but would have died if I needed to hit him again.

All in all, it was a fairly easy temple... I'm just saying that because I didn't do it...

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Never play a Zombie game at 12 A.M.

That was the time when my first Zombie game experiance took place.

I couldn't sleep, and I had CoD: Zombies on my iPod, which I named iBob, more on that later.

Anyway, it was my brother's iPod first, that's why I had it.

I couldn't sleep, and I wanted to try the game. So, I joined a game with two guys. I thought " Yay! I'm not going to go alone!"

Apparently, they wanted a private game, because they left as soon as the game started, and I freaked.

The creepy laugh that happened as soon as it said "____ left the game. You're on your own, soldier." didn't help my freak-out.

 I calmed down, and thought "Hey! No zombies are coming! I'll just randomly shoot my handgun!" So I spun around, shooting my handgun.

All of a sudden, a zombie head poped up at the bottom of the screen to my right. I freaked, again, and spun around shooting some more, this time trying to aim. I failed. It proceeded to nom on my head.

I thought "Oh, heck no!", and shut it off.

I don't think I slept well that night...

What happend last time I played Zelda.

I'm trying to complete Ocarina of Time for the second time, and I just recently defeated the adult water temple.

What's up with Zelda games, and hard water temples, hm? They don't have to be the hardest! What about fire temples? You could make them harder. Those are usually easy-peasy for me.

Anyway, after the water temple, I went to Kakariko village, 'cause it told me too. Learned the song, got the Lens of Truth as a kid, and set off for the temple.

Oh. My. Gosh.

I don't remember it being that scary! I swear, the music alone was enough to make me doo-doo in my pants if I had it louder!

I defeated Dead hand, or head, or whatever, again, and got the hover boots, which I proceeded to never take off.

That's another problem with the water temple, they could have made the iron boots an item, like in Twilight Princess, and saved us a bunch of time in the water temple!

Well, I got to the room with the eyeball, and that's when things started going down-hill.

See, I did the two rooms on the side, but through the middle door, it gets real creepy. Guillotines, spiders everywhere, slightly creepier music, if that's possible.

But the worst, the worst, was that the hand was there. You know, the hand that's in the adult Forrest temple? I proceeded to go "Oh, crap. Oh, crap!" and ran around like a chicken with my head cut off. I died, got back to the beginning of the room, used the green wind stuff, which name's escaping me, and saved.

My mom said I had some time left, so I tried to go do some Gerudo stuff, to get to the temple there, right? Wrong.

None of the guys were in prison, so I was just wandering around like a fool in an empty prison, getting caught every so often.

Maybe I need to go back to the Shadow temple, and face my biggest fear in the whole game of Zelda...

Ah, mah gawsh!

I'm geting some Zelda gear! I can't wait!

Awesome cap.

Funny shirt.

I love them!

Hehehe, I can't wait!

Hmm, yeah, first post.

So, this is my new blog...

Yes, I am a nerd. Yes, Zelda is my favorite game. No, this is not my prefured layout... Oh, well.

Well, bye, new blog. I'll update this post later.